mrkiwiz46

English is not my native language.

So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.

mrkiwiz46

mrkiwiz46:

So I was talking to Yoi the day before yesterday… I think, while we were watching TV. And there was a commercial about a hotel or something, where there was this couple,

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And then I told Yoi, “Hey, can you imagine what would happen if Dexter was carrying Saracen? He would fall to the ground crushed because of Saracen’s weight.”

Something like,

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I think my silliest posts start by “So I was talking to Yoi-“.

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Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

theknightlycynic:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

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HOW HAS IT KILLED PEOPLE!?